Here is a dose of emergency kitties.

Hi! I’m currently being driven up the side of the Rockies by my FIL. We just saw Joy, avoid avoid. Terrible. Three more days in the cabin w my in laws and my SIL and her ex girlfriend. They broke up before the trip and still came. Lots of bickering. I am drunk. It's 12 degrees here and 7 at our destination halfway up…

Quick! Someone tell me a joke or send pictures of kittens or something. I’ve found a rabbit hole and I’m trying to go down it and I shouldn’t. Having your heart broken sucks.

Two things that have made the biggest difference for me: cooking & avoiding processed foods. I lost my first 40 lbs just by eating three regular meals (& a snack or two when necessary). When I eat food I cook, the weight melts away.

No that is what Netflix and chill mean. 100%.

Agreed. This is not the look you want.

Only if it little plastic flowers all over it and a chin strap.

Better?

This is an important statement.

Fernandez was released to his mother and required to wear an ankle monitor.

Every time you feel the need to post a comment, jog in place for 5 minutes instead.

“Seems like a nice young man!” was my actual thought. I’m 25. Jesus.

This summer, I had a sex dream about Rob Ford (yes, that’s the crack smoking ex-mayor of Toronto). In the dream we were married, and had people coming over for dinner in 20 minutes - so I convinced him we should sneak in a quickie before our guests arrived (yes, I convinced HIM). We then proceeded to have intense sex,…

That being said though (Thanks Jon!), replying with “they deserve to be believed at first until they’re disbelieved based on evidence” is a pretty good spur of the moment reply. She could have refused to answer or said something stupid about it not being relevant or something.

I hate every single part of this story (fwiw, my initial guess is that they’re both mostly telling the truth — they’re both self-hating garbage — and he’s a fucking abuser).

Didn’t say it was bad—very pro nipples n’ pubes over here, as you can see in this article I wrote a few months back. It just implies a distinct backtrack in marketing direction.

Yeah. Asking employees to wear that shirt is awful.