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HUGE ups on this headline, Mark.

Yeah, I’m thinking that in almost any situation except one where Sheen was on the show to announce his HIV+ status, we’d be cheering Bieber for having the good sense to stay away from this woman-beating, abusive narcissist. As much as we may joke about Bieber as being the real-life version of Joffrey Baratheon, I

Ra-ra-ra-ra! Dick, dick, dicks!

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be near Charlie Sheen either, but it has everything to do with him being a misogynistic asshole and nothing to do with him having HIV.

The ol’ takes one to know one principle?

Kim Kardashian said North West’s birth was “the most painful experience” of her life.

This is one of those sad days where people are actually in agreement with Justin Beiber.

That’s what I thought. It’s not like Charlie Sheen was a pleasant person to be around before.

Wouldn’t that clash with the narrative that the American South and Midwest are backwards and racist, while the Northeast is progressive and compassionate?

Right? My parents are racking up 40 years, and I had the extreme misfortune of learning just how loving and sex-filled their union continues to be while living at home for a couple months. Oof. May my future children be so scarred, I hope!

“Beta marriage” = dating

Ha! You caught me. None of us are even literate.

So every trans, and nonbinary person who stood up during the stonewall riots (and marked the first serious public discussion of change in the US) doesn’t matter? Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson didn’t help spark a movement for this bullshit. This is literally the attitude hinted at in the movie Stonewall come to

The librarian said it was a normal sized home use crock pot, so yeah, a gallon or so of volume. She didn’t assemble it on site, apparently she did it some place else and then carried the whole thing into the library.

I have so many questions, notably: how did she assemble the chicken stew there, or if she didn't, how did she transport it? How big a Crockpot are we talking here? Because mine holds like, a gallon, and the interior is heavy-ass ceramic.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

Dear Carrie Fisher...

Almost seeing some violence is the most digusting thing that ever happens to most Canadians.