What kind of cop breaks a child’s jaw? Screw it, what kind of person does that? Those poor poor babies.

The entire Curry family are wonderful people. Steph’s dad Dell and his wife raised humble, hard working, responsible kids. What a great moment for Steph to share with Riley. And he is only 26, so there’s plenty of time for them to share even more.

Riley Curry is undoubtedly great. But this is my favorite #sportsbaby #content

Agreed.

Very on point, thanks! I am so over this chill bullshit. If you like someone make plans with them. If you like someone tell them. I don’t want a goddamn pen pal, I want someone to eat, drink and be merry with.

Anonymous producer: “If you’re going to wait around to find the perfect actress who is a quarter Asian, and not just a quarter Asian but a quarter Hawaiian Asian, you will never cast your movie.”

“You had one job, cake cutter.”

They saved our smallest tier to take home and freeze. Our cake was a really moist spongy white cake with Bavarian cream and fresh strawberries with a whipped cream style icing. There was no way in hell I was going to freeze fresh strawberries so I could eat it a year later. I ended up eating most of it on the drive to…

I love your dad. “I got mine. Peace out, kids.”

Yeah, but you can’t charge for cake cutting and then neglect to actually cut the cakes.

A friend of mine had many different pies, and we had to line up to select what we wanted. Our table just kept going back for more and we shared the pieces until we’d sampled every flavor.

It was 108 degrees on the day of my wedding (thanks, Northern California). We had a tiered wedding cake and despite the AC running full blast, it started tipping over like the leaning tower of Pisa. Luckily, someone noticed and we were able to dismantle it (take all the layers down) until it was time to cut the cake,…

Really a potential disaster. My mother in law offered to make our wedding cake for us. A nice offer, but fraught with potential disaster from the start. Problem 1: My in-laws live about 10 hours from where we were getting married. We don’t live there either, so when I asked about how she was going to make the cake, I…

Not a cake disaster, but one of my wedding pet peeves is when different tables get different flavors. The fuck do I want with carrot cake when there’s chocolate at the next table? Save the veggies for the salad course and leave my cake alone.

Not so much a disaster but still funny. We got family members to make the layers of cakes and a cake decorator to put them together and to ice it for us. This decoator was in a nearby town and we got a friend to pick it up the day before the wedding because she lived in the same town. After putting the cake in the…

I own a catering company, so my husband and I actually catered our own wedding (because i’m a sadist who swears by her own brisket...) anywho I made this martha stewart s’more cake monstrosity from scratch and it tasted damn good, but it had to be dressed and assembled at the venue. Fast forward to about 3 hours…

Instead of one big cake in the middle of the room and floral centerpieces on the tables, we decided to kill two birds with one stone and put a cake on every table. (I know; I’m a genius.) I bought glass candlesticks and glass plates from the Dollar Store, a tube of glass glue, and made my own cake stands. Welllll, the…

We didn’t have a wedding cake disaster but we almost did! Our wedding was loosely garden party themed and we had a pretty, simple white quilted cake. When the cake delivery people showed up they unboxed and set up a beach themed cake. Luckily my husband was over near them and caught the error RIGHT before they left. I…

Not my own, but a slight mishap that happened when I baked a wedding cake for a friend (I’m a semi-pro baker).