1) this was amazing and his tweets/instas are always on point

being a redhead has brought me way more praise than ridicule.

Jane, would it weird you out if I got the same neck tattoo?

The fact that she is alive and well is definitely a relief, but the fact that there is no sign of a pregnancy or of a baby is troubling. I guess the best (albeit weirdest) explanation I can hope for is that she was never pregnant to begin with.

Your tattoo is perfect. Don't let Dan get you down. I think we can all agree he's not exactly an arbiter of good taste.

Say Hello to this Newborn Pygmy Hippo

It's just the worst cat ever. Why does it love straw so much? Straw isn't a food. Bad cat.

That cat is terrible. Why is it so moist?

I just watched The Heat with Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock. I thought she was great in that as well.

You know, I had successfully repressed Tucker Max. Thanks to you, I have something to work on in therapy now. :-(

Oh god. Tucker Max. Thanks for bringing that up... *shudders*

sports journalists are the most self-important group of entitled fucks and also are

I just finished it today. It feels a bit predictable to start with but it definitely grew on me. It’s a funny show about loneliness and grief, which is always impressive.

I wanted to like it more than I did.

Another home run from the art dept.