Well now you’re just being confrontational. You don’t know what my vocabulary was like then.

OK, let’s talk more about the most important part of this: she named her cat after Michael Jackson’s son. Well played, Lady C.

I was 8. I believed in autonomy.

I hate the 1 bus—the most peopled with insane riders of any bus on the MBTA.

DESCRIBE THE HAIRCUT

honey, that’s commuting in every city. but a+ for appropriate visuals.

Does not follow the prompt.

Solidly disgusting. You have activated my gag reflex.

I was 8 or 9 when my older brother and his friends got really into Star Wars on VHS. Somehow I managed to wiggle my way into watching New Hope and Empire with them, but I practically cried when they told me they’d watched Return without me when I was at a sleepover. Even worse, one of them insisted on ‘spoiling’ it…

“This is what I have to say about public transit!”

You win, I can’t even finish reading this.

Prob a stretch belt from Chico’s.

18th century...world renowned for its hygiene.

WERK BITCH

If you and Audie Cornish liked it, that’s more than enough for me. Take my money!

I’m soooooo pleased to be here.

HERO

I LOVE BEING IN THIS PICTURE

I love Gregg’s so much. Easily one of the things I miss most about living in the UK.

NOM