I never let the bae post pictures of us when we’re on vacation, for fear someone will break into our empty home and let loose our catbabies.

With you 100%. Life Aquatic is my favorite!

gold tooth?

No, I have a terrible doctor. My last procedure was in September and he scheduled my follow-up for the end of November.

I’m not throwing up as much anymore! Still doing the low FODMAP diet for now (mostly). Thanks for your input and support a few weeks ago!

Damn dude...my wedding is 4 months away and you are psyching me out.

Yep yep yep. I went to a hardcore crossfit-style gym at least three times a week for a year. Zero weight loss. Then I got really sick this summer, stopped going to the gym, and dropped fifteen pounds. Sighhhh.

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

Sally Field??

...will she have to brush it so it doesn’t get cavities?

DONNAAAAAAAAAAA

so good

did you remember to deduct 3.5 pounds for your shoes?

yasssssssss one of my favorite movies!

crotchless

...how many of these will be tattooed on my body by the end of the year?

even this?

It’s nowhere near as classy, but hey, neither am I!

Where the 2015 stories at??

Actually *pushes glasses up nose and clears throat* it was two days later, and the legislative body made the change, not the judicial body. And that doesn’t detract from the fact that the courts DID uphold it as legal. It was only AFTER the public outcry over the courts’ decision that Governor Patrick went over their…