Having your DMV picture laughed at is part of the American experience. Stop being a terrorist.

ordered something very similar to this from amazon prime for $10...

Yay Boston! Remember last year when the courts here said that it was legal to take upskirt photos?

SHOW US YA TITSSSSSS

No comment, because the debate was hidden behind a paywall and the CNBC website crashed. WTF.

Yo, why can’t the poor folks watch the debate? Put it on basicccccc

Last night I attempted this Pan-fried Skate Wings with Capers recipe. We haven’t really figured out our new electrical range, so...I may have burned the fish. Whatever, it was fine. I love capers, but I may have overdone it. Better luck next time, but boo still ate everything on his plate.

Martha is the only person I trust in my kitchen.

TBC, if I told my boss I didn’t want to come to work because it’s taking too long to reach decisions on big projects, my boss would tell me not to come to work anymore.

Real talk though, can Emma’s stylist come dress me?

#relationshipgoals

NO TOUCHING

You know it!

Sounds like carbon monoxide poisoning to me...

Trick question. I do not.

perfect jpeg EGR

rub this cake all over my body