like looking into matching pits of darkness.
As a curvy lady, I’m always disappointed that Jessica Simpson clothes don’t fit me. Jessica, you look like me! Why don’t you make clothes we both can wear??
but hey, at least he’s still skinny!
“Sorry, I don’t smoke.”
Are you my mirror image? If so, how did you get out of the mirror to a computer?? This is some Fight Club shit right here...
I’m always looking for a casual evening headdress!
Does this come in my size?
Alphonse is a senior at George Washington Carver High School in Queensland Hills, a few miles outside of Richmond. Alphonse is a great student. His favorite subject is British Literature, but his true passion is restoring antique tricycles. Worm and Cecily never know what he’s talking about, but the three of them are…
beat me to it!
Just like when South Park revealed Slash isn’t real!!!
NOW NO ONE GETS COOL RANCH DORITO TACOS. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY, IOWANS.
Actually, they’re doing this with male artists too. I think it’s just a new thing they’re trying.
I can’t believe I’m about to quote a country song....but holy hell, people. Back off my jiggly parts.
You fools! Earring backing is just a clever name—those are actually the front!
May you be united in your racism, your disregard for others, and your general mangling of historic events as long as you both shall live.
Every time I think I can’t love him more, he goes and proves me wrong.
well, she’s a girl. it’s probably all her fault for daring to leave the house with a vagina.