I will watch the SHIT out of this.

^this bitch: not worth googling.

what the actual fuck.

The best part (of a truly great contribution to history) is when the guy keeps bouncing to the music as he’s picking her up, dropping her, and picking her up again. Keep that party going, Chachi!

But Rachel, if we empower sex workers to control their own lives, how will actors like Anne Hathaway win Oscars for doing it in fictional films?

America’s number one backburner bae.

Part wizard, part giraffe.

Word. Good luck!

Too late to hit the brakes and move to Camberville? Much friendlier for our age group.

I was working for an upper-ish scale fusion restaurant in Brookline, an affluent neighborhood just outside of Boston. Even though Brookline ranked on Forbes list of America’s Most Educated towns, I can honestly say that it contained far and away the most ridiculous customers I’ve ever worked with.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and i thought he couldn’t get more attractive...

SurprisedCatGent proposed with an 18 rack of High Life in hand.

Wait, is this Jenny Slate?! I will die.

I think another interesting part of the story (that no one seems to want to touch) is that, even after the baby got her three pancakes, her parents didn’t FEED them to her. What the actual fuck? Of course she was crying! Feed your fucking kid!

Katie’s response is the best. My dad has extreme vocal fry—I fielded a LOT of questions in my youth like “What’s wrong with your dad’s voice? Is he sick?”—so I had no idea this was something considered ‘feminine’ until I heard that TAL story.

you had me at must-follow, but you lost me at pictures of feet. no deal, eva chen. NO DEAL.

I don’t always wear an adult diaper in public, but when I do, I make sure I pair it with cat ears.

Grandma? What are you doing on Kinja?