this is the point when i assumed you were fucking with us, bobby.

so we can all agree that emma stone’s business plan is to appeal to middle-aged/elderly white men, right?

I loved everything about this movie so, so much.

Yeah, all those bankers on Wall Street in 2008 needed was a little resiliency training.

why do ‘they’ come? because they’re being gunned down, stoned to death, and starved in their countries of origin.

We started to absorb this woman’s idea that changing people’s behavior was the solution to their problems, which meant absorbing the idea that people’s behavior was the source of their problems.

easy money says that the first time someone calls him a maverick, he completely jizzes his pants.

gross

Regarding the other...when I walk down the aisle, I want all of my relatives to be thinking “Look at that tushie! I used to wipe and pinch that tushie!”

I’m doing everything for my wedding all wrong.

CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS

that makes me sad. for the doctor.

i will read the SHIT out of this

YASSSSSSSS

In May, Jaden wore a dress to prom with Hunger Games’ Amandla Stenberg.

“Some CEOs called and asked me to take it down so...”

re caramel coffee story: