re Alex’s story:

My grandma: “Oh honey...no man will ever love you because you’re too smart.”

at my confirmation ceremony, wearing what was at the time what i considered my prettiest dress, my father said, “time to start doing more sit-ups.”

my grandma recently told me:

I love Parks & Rec—but she had other characters to balance her out in the 22 minute episodes.

**SPOILERS**

I thought this movie was beautifully done, but it would’ve benefited from a little more editing. No spoilers, but the middle part got a little repetitive and dragged pretty hard. Also, for a movie that emphatically spelled out every other plot point, the moral of the story was practically vaulted over.

so....

fuck all those guys.

creepy as fuuuuuuck

To be fair, Mark Sanford BARELY got back into office after the whole “ran away to Argentina with my sidepiece and didn’t tell anyone where I was going” thing. I’m sure he’s not trying to rock the boat.

Sounds like Greta needs a better therapist. Also, how shitty must it be to be her today, reading this piece by a therapist she knew and trusted, immediately recognizing it must be about her?

right??? where was the hot sex promised? handholding and chaste kissing, boringggg

OK, so the slanket is out this season. Got it.

Kelly Faircloth, you GET my summer fashion choices.

“hey girls, forget about that silly equal pay stuff or an up-to-date minimum wage based on actual spending statistics. we’re going to give you a pretty picture!”

not the time to say, “hold up, wait a minute”

when did nastygal become wet seal?

UGH. Why do people say creepy things to children? When I was six, I was the flower girl at a Catholic wedding. We’re Jewish, so I had no idea what to do when it was time to go up for communion. The bridesmaids told me to cross my arms over my chest and shake my head at the preacher (because they thought it would be…