not to mention the sunglasses strap. sir, you are neither old enough nor young enough to need to wear this accessory.

really into this dress

We approve.

WINNER.

the baddddddest bish

Superman Doxxed by Bitter Ex

oh yes. i will watch this.

Unrelated..remind you of anyone?

Come on...just moving his stuff out of her apartment.

Sir, you are besmirching the good name of Keaton.

If they’re not offering free lunches to every child, they shouldn’t have the right to take away a child’s good.

THEY’RE JUST SLEEPING IT’S FINE

To be fair, do you like every single person you’ve ever met? Imagine being trapped with someone you don’t particularly care for for that long...

This is a subplot device on Deadbeat. A funny show and an excellent satire of this terrible medium bullshit.

Dockers used to make pants like this ten years ago (maybe they still do)! I dumped a pitcher of orange juice on someone just to be sure.

No metal detectors at my high school. Can you say the same?

I went to the neighboring high school, and we all knew that Chatsworth was disreputable. Bieb’s affinity for it confirms.

Please let her be a judge/imitated character on RuPaul’s Drag Race ASAP