They are clothes that can be shrunk down and worn by 7-year-old girls without changing a single design element—if there were actual design elements to change. But there are not.

I’m just never going to use Uber...

At the New England Aquarium, the bonded/mated penguins get matching friendship bracelets! Not even joking. It’s beautiful.

Six foot twenty fucking killin for fun.

Never gets old (even though the kittens probably have).

There was a time in 2007 when, if you typed “I’m high” into the Google video search bar, this was one of the first results.

You’re welcome...Internet.

love this dress!

You stay classy Parma!

Thank you for sharing your story with us.

TMZ reports that Kim Richards, who was arrested yesterday for battery and public intoxication, was driven to drink after watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special.

Yep.

Carnival Prom—you both win.

“Note to self: get better friends.”

Next time on Serial...

Haven’t you been listening to Serial?

This case would’ve been cut and dry, had he not been a famous person. He’s getting what he deserves.

Without J Crew, there would be no drunkjcrew.