wait but actually...buzzfeed is jacking your style. you still do it better.

OMG LAURA YOU'RE BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH NEVER LEAVE AGAIN

Scrolling through, scanning for people I know.

Whoever is doing the press for this campaign so far deserves...something. smh.

Does this gorgeous Andy Dwyer-esque specimen really qualify?

THE TIME HAS COME, THE WALRUS SAID...

SI SE PUEDE

And then get their dicks all bent out of shape

Yes, today is the magical day when all trolls decide that bothering Jezebel writers is just not worth it anymore.

Do I agree? Absolutely. Do I acknowledge the existence of trolls? Like a bear shits in the woods.

Perhaps the blessed moderators are cutting them off at the pass.

Let the shitstorm of anti-Semitic comment threads commence...

Wait...I just realized I cannot tell Barry Manilow and Rod Stewart apart..

I feel ya. When they caught him, I realized I was covered in hives. COVERED. After two days of taking extra strength Benadryl, I had to go to the hospital because they wouldn’t go away and my throat was closing up.

could not agree with you more.

Don’t like it? Follow my lead and don’t shave!

I don’t support the death penalty, and I hope he lives in prison with what he did for the rest of his very long life.

Dude wants to be 2015's Mr. Big so hard.

Ugh. I too complained about sexist comments made to me by an older married man. The HR manager’s response: “It sounds like he was just joking. You shouldn’t take it so seriously.” When I kept pressing the issue, she asked, “Are you upset because you don’t think he would talk that way to a man?” Uh...yes. Welcome to…

Someone got me fired from a job because I didn’t change the printer cartridge when she asked me to. To be clear, she had used it all up, was still trying to print more, and I was on my way out the door after having clocked out. Regardless, two weeks later I was let go for ‘not being a team player’.