jonesj5
Lady Lizard
jonesj5
Apr 9
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It reminds me of a sketch (maybe Kids in the Hall?) I saw one time where one guy’s “superpower” was that he had long arms. His name was something like Johnny Long Arms. It made it very difficult for him to drink.

Apr 7
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Q can look however he wants. He’s immortal, but he’s not human.

Apr 2
3

I have never heard of this notorious serial killer, so I imagine it might work just fine for me too.

Mar 31
2

True. Even when I was modeling, I don’t recall men giggling and fanning themselves when they talked to me.

Mar 31
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And yet you are not supposed to smile for your passport photo. Your look should be “neutral”.

Mar 31
8

The less attractive someone is, the more the complementer feels they should be flattered by the attention. I’ve seen men get the most pissed off when someone whom they don’t actually find attractive shuts them down. Like, “Heh, you’re ugly! You should be delighted that I’m paying attention to you. How dare you have Read more

Mar 31
5

Or you’re looking at the Subway map, trying to find you stop or something, and somebody walks up and says “Where’s that pretty smile?” Why the fuck would I be smiling while I’m trying to figure out my Subway route? This is a thing that gives no pleasure, the writing is small and hard to read, and the map is coated Read more

Mar 31
4

I had braces for 9 years growing up, and during that time there are no pictures of me smiling in such a way that you can see my teeth. Still, the reason I don’t smile all the damn time now (decades later) is I don’t feel like I should fucking have to. I don’t have resting bitch face so much as resting “I’m in the Read more

Mar 30
3

There clearly used to be two rooms upstairs, and they took out the wall between them. They would e well advised to put it back up and sell it as a 2BR home.

Mar 29
6

I have no idea if this is true. Given the strangeness of monster movies it COULD be true.

Mar 29
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It struck a decent balance for me. Not fantastic, but interesting enough to keep me, well, interested but not obsessed. I watched three episodes last night, and they did not seem all that gory to me (but I’m a medical school professor who lives on a farm, so gore is not such a big deal). For some reason I did not Read more

Mar 28
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Larry McMurtry died. Are we going to get an AV Club obit? (Did I miss it?) He’s a bit of a big deal. Read more