jonesj5
Lady Lizard
jonesj5
Apr 15
35

I know there was the miniseries beforehand (also good, especially the second half) but Series 1 episode 1 of Battlestar Galactica ‘33' was a perfect hour of television that pre-emptively put to shame The Last Jedi and its pitiful idea of a space pursuit - some 13 or so years earlier and for a small fraction of the Read more

Apr 14
3

If this movie that has a zombie tiger doesn’t also feature a zombie Joe Exotic, than what’s the point of anything?

Apr 13
2

I... don’t hate this? I’m not a Snyder fan but he does some things well and going into it knowing it’s going to be dumb fun - and that it has a legit kickass cast - lands me somewhere between cautiously optimistic and genuinely excited.

Apr 13
35

This sounds ridiculous but the idea of mashing up zombie and heist movies (two solid genres) is not in itself awful

Apr 9
16

you had me at Jason Bateman as The Crab, whose only power is that he has the arms of a crab.”  but then, i really liked “mystery men.”

Apr 9
17

Watch the closing credits of This Is 40, where she absolutely COMMITS to her bit while Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann lose their goddamn minds laughing, it’s amazing.

Apr 9
5

With Deneuve being 20, I didn’t really think of her as not being an adult, even if she is a young one. Guy is old enough for military service, so I figured they had both past that threshold.

Apr 9
4

Yeah, “Make ‘em Laugh” is the best routine in the film. Gene Kelly was a better technical dancer in his numbers, but you can tell Donald O’Connor is straight up having a blast which is why the joy is so contagious. Plus it doesn’t outstay its welcome like “Gotta Dance” does.

Apr 9
5

West Side Story has better music, but Singin’ has the astonishing Make ‘Em Laugh routine, so it's just better. Read more

Apr 8
3

I know this was meant to emulate Gremlins (presumably), but it ended up reminding me of how cute the Adipose were and how much I miss Donna Noble.

Apr 7
13

I didn’t LOVE the 2016 movie, but I liked it well enough - the cast was appealing, enough of the jokes landed - and agree it absolutely didn’t deserve the reception it got.

Apr 7
6

Magically sentient inanimate objects have an innate deathwish. It’s a known fact.

Apr 7
5

Every week since the epidemic began, I’ve watched a movie via long distance with friends, about which we’ll text comments as we watch. It’s been a super fun thing to do absent the ability to travel or go out and do much. I saw Emma, and simply fell in love with the film, and I messaged my friends recently and said, Read more

Apr 7
69

Not to mention, for all their doomsday prepping, silver hoarding, canned good buying in the years leading up to 2020, when an actual global calamity DID occur, they were the first ones to clutch the pearls and scream about how they need to get their haircut and watch sportsball in bars. Read more

Apr 1
4

Honestly bring it on.  It's already a movie that's best described as a hangout film.  There is no plot until the last third.  Release it!