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This seems like typical Marvel lying, right? Like, we know Marvel is trying to make a Fantastic Four movie, and Krasinski seems like the level of fame they would hire to be Reed Richards (unless he’s trying to be Clint Eastwood and only direct). And I don’t know why they would hire someone that prominent to make a

That is good, but now it’s super weird that after they escape the Death Star, Luke’s all mopey about Obi-Wan’s death while Leia is unaffected, despite having spent much more time with him than Luke ever did.

So I guess the pacing of the season feeling exactly like somebody padded out a Star Wars movie into a miniseries wasn’t an accident...

Oh damn, just realized that the moment Obi-Wan lets Vader kill him is the first time he sees Luke and Leia re-united since their birth. FEELS.

The only thing good in season 3 was Marshawn Lynch’s mood shirt.

White Knighting is when men come to the defense of women who can stand up for themselves. But the feminism is blamed on Kathleen Kennedy... a woman.

Add Matt Berry into that rotation please.

Get Lee Pace and Lance Reddick to be the permanent hosts, with them alternating every two weeks. I will tune in just hear them read out loud. Who wants to hear answers read by Ken Jennings when you can hear those same answers read by Pace and Reddick? No one, that’s who.

Its kinda clear they are going to go with Mayim and ehhhhhh, she's alright but she hasn't grown on me, and that's after I gave her a shot despite the whole brain pills and vaccine skepticism. 

What the fuck is...any of this?

If the trick is to eat foods with a high water content, surely popsicles and similar ice-based frozen treats would cool you down as well as high-water-content fruit? That Healthline article is about healthy foods that cool you down; the fact that popsicles aren’t mentioned doesn’t mean they don’t work, just that

this just sounds like regular ass nachos.

I didn’t know this had a name, but I’m pretty sure I was melting cheddar cheese on Tostitos in the microwave before Lillian Stone was born.

I mean, I do this kind of thing all the time? Who cares if you put a plate in the microwave versus the oven? Guess I’m a dirtbag.

I don’t get why you’re slagging on a perfectly acceptable, normal everyday food choice. “Barely recognizable as human-grade food?” “Baser instinct?" If some famous chef came up with this, you’d be singing its praises.

I mean, getting Ro Laren would be quite the coup.

Yes. These are probably the same people didn’t realize murdering gangster Tony Soprano was a bad guy. Some people can’t grasp the concept that the main character of a TV show or movie can actually also be the villain. 

Closet fascists have very poor media literacy skills

As Starship Troopers proved, no matter how obvious and clear a Satire is there will always be people who take it at face value.

I’m so confused that people are confused about this.