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It really blows my mind, I would like to somehow see the thought process. How do you have serious skeletons in your closet, see other people go viral and their skeletons from like 20 years ago come up and cost them everything.... Then decide to throw yourself in the spotlight to replace a universally beloved host.

The minimal, if any, improvement is just proving how goddamn talented the original stop-motion animators were. The originals are fine.

At this point LeVar Burton is looking like the best option. He’s a beloved personality and veteran of three iconic TV shows. He’s never tweeted anything discriminatory or hateful. He’s not an anti-vaxxer. And he wants the job.

I still don’t get the need for directors to keep giving this incredibly lukewarm take. Yeah it sucks that the movie you made, a labor of love, didn’t get a full theatrical run. But also...cope. It’s not personal. It’s the result of a global pandemic that has killed ~4.5 million people (so far).

She should be more heartbroken by what a mediocre film she made.  

You know what - I like my job a lot. But on Sunday night I sure as shit don’t break into my office to send more emails.

Spike Lee the brilliant filmmaker and Spike Lee the frequently full of shit person are so dramatically different -- with Spike Lee #2's comments on Spike Lee #1's movies sometimes so bizarre, it’s like he hasn’t even seen the movies in question -- that I sometimes wonder if this is all some Andy Kaufman bullshit.

I don’t care how annoyed this comes off, but if you think 9/11 was an inside job go fuck yourself. You probably also think the moon was fake and Covid is 5G related. There is no point arguing with these idiots, no matter how well you explain the facts they will just pivot to something else. Conspiracy theorists aren’t

This was actually my favorite one so far. The writing was the best, the animation was great, and I liked the story. And, again, Fury’s Big Week is canonically established. It’s a whole big deal. So maybe try learning about the MCU before getting on your high horse about it.

This episode is more of what I’ve been looking for. An alternate timeline with a grim story where everything goes wrong, and then a glimmer of hope at the end. Just like the actual What If…? comics. Loki’s bit at the end was both expected and a nice twist.

“Disappointing?” I thought it was much more clever than the previous episode, which just seemed trite.

So, who’s gonna tell Sam these movies have been taking place within the same week ever since 2012's Nick’s Big Week, the prelude to the Avengers Movie?

Hope died on a mission in Odessa.

The Hulk sequence is where the episode starts to get sweaty for me, since I can maybe buy that Iron Man 2 and Thor happen within one day of each other, but the Edward Norton Hulk movie? It all happens in the same week?

This was great! Peter Parker thinking he was cool would still be a dork! So this made sense. The Suit gave him confidence but confidence in a dork still makes him Peter Parker! ;)

I haven’t found it to be TOO bad. But this just makes me think, Tom Holland actually does a really solid American accent.

I think it will go a little something like this:
Dexter commits murder
Dexter (VO): “I’ve done it again, murdered this person”
Ghost dad: “Dexter! You just murdered that person!”
Ghost John Lithgow: “Uh oh, Dexter, looks like you’re back at it again with the murdering!”
Ghost Deb: “Well that’s just fucking great, Dex, you

That’s fine if that what it means to you.

The Mike Richards debacle almost seems manufactured to make Mayim Bialik — anti-vax, slut shaming, IDF-supporting, “brain supplement” shilling — feel more palatable as a host. And it worked!