This is a painful reminder of when Andy Dick did Daphne Aguilera.

She and her ilk will get not a shred of forgiveness from me. After that horrible interview footage came out, I really had to sit down and ask myself what I’d been “asking for,” at the age of 16, in my gray high-waisted pleat front polyester pants and Grimace-purple oversized men’s polo shirt at the McDonald’s where my…

This is not my story, but my best friend’s, and I’m sharing with his blessing.

“I admire anyone who stands up against workplace sexism, as she did at Fox.” 

I’m confused as to how to feel about Pamela Adlon’s comments on this. I know she works closely with Louis C.K. on things all the time—and hasn’t he been accused of inviting female comedians into his hotel room and then blocking the door and showing them his dick?

oh MAN this thing reminds me of Peggy gettin’ it on with the Relaxerciser. “OH!”

Her papers have been digitized, in case anyone is interested:

This year’s holes-in-every-goddamn-shirt trend is last year’s oh-what-a-cute-shirt-wait-shit-it’s-another-fucking-romper.

Nope. Three shirts in my cart, all marked for the promo, zero discount at billing...

Nope. Three shirts in my cart, all marked for the promo, zero discount at billing...

I was in third grade. It was really rainy, and had been storming on and off for days, so torrents of rain were just pouring into the already massive puddles everywhere. I was wearing white canvas sneakers and white socks, and they were completely soaked through by the time I made it from front door to bus, then from…

I called my Trump-voting father in law to let him know that this happened, so he could check in with extended family. Most of his relatives are buried in Jewish cemeteries in St. Louis. I pointed out to him that this kind of hatred is directly connected to Trump. He shrugged it off and said “next you’ll be blaming him…

Can we not give them the benefit of describing them as just a bunch of ding dongs scrambling around with their pants around their ankles? I think that’s *extremely* dangerous, if you look at what’s actually going on behind the scenes. It appears to be a very carefully constructed beginning of a coup. The “confusion!”…

I didn’t mind Moore’s speech but I did have a problem with one of the first speakers. I’m not sure who he was...he introduced himself as Charlie and then described the marchers as “Charlie’s Angels.” I was like, ugh...a possessive? Right out of the gate? Come on.

I wish I could find the lady who handed me a tissue when I broke down crying. She was like, BAM: TISSUE. Lightning fast.

I’d like to know what idiot is narrating this garbage video from Hell. I’m so mad right now. The dog clearly isn’t afraid of cold water. It’s terrified of a giant pool of rushing, turbulent water. If you know anything about dogs, you know that the sound of things like really close rushing water and heavy rain are…

Could I please, please, very much pretty please be un-grayed already? I’ve been here for 5 years. I promise I’m nice.

OK. Any bets on which crazy evangelical blonde white lady they’re gonna bring out of cold storage to take her place?

I was working in a Levi’s store about 10 years ago. It was a really slow day and some guy was tearing through the fleece-lined denim jackets, just tossing them aside and yanking the bottom ones out from under neatly folded stacks, knocking the rest of the pile all over the place, throwing jackets around. There were a…

*their Pre-Black Friday sale, not they’re

*their Pre-Black Friday sale, not they’re

I have so little hope that anything about this will be taught in schools in the bright red states through central U.S. I think they’re just going to keep pushing this “AMERICA FUCK YEAH” bullshit that fucking FILLED our history books and resist teaching anything else. It’s been that way for years and they have so…