I miss the days when movies like this would make me think “oh fuck things used to be awful” and not “oh fuck take notes.”

I can’t figure out what’s wrong with everybody. I thought this movie was dumb as shit. I had really been looking forward to it, too. I had a huge problem with how stupid the aliens looked. I would rather not see them at all! They reminded me of those dumb long-legged pod machines from the Tom Cruise “War of the…

FUCK. I can’t imagine being married to a Trump supporter. Feeling so lucky that my husband isn’t a xenophobic, racist, right-wing woman hating dipshit with money for brains right about now. How does anyone even marry these dudes?? Or do their political views evolve after marriage? Fuck. I just can’t.

Same. And so sorry.

I was hoping to get pregnant with my first in 2017.

OMG WILL I EVER GET OUT OF THE GRAYS. EVER.

Oh boy, I have one:

I am very attracted to this man.

That’s the thing: my mom refers to her as a female, as in “Oh I saw her last week by the stairs.” Interestingly enough, she says the thing in that house was DEFINITELY a dude. Just really mean, bad, angry male vibes.

Aww, me too! I like thinking that there’s someone looking out for her, now that we’ve all moved out. Take care of my mommy, friendly ghost!

Exactly! I can be a real ass face when it comes to handling my relationships with others, and I generally beat myself up for years for past mistakes, feel unlovable and unloved and undeserving a lot of the time. Also have some tense family situations similar to Our Lady Fleabag. So that final episode really spoke to…

I too sat down to watch the first episode and inhaled the whole season, I can’t wait for more.

When I was thirteen, I had an awful dream. I was in a white room with a boy from my school. There was some kind of pillar thing in the room, and my dog was sitting on top of it. The boy picked her up and said, “You put her too high in your life.” I watched as he put her down on the floor, and his white shirt was…

FUCK THAT SHIT.

This isn’t so much my story (I am in it) as it is my mom’s. She still gets irritated if we ask her questions about it, she just says “I don’t like to remember that time, everything about it was negative.”

omg The Simpsons predicted this

Sending you virtual fiber cookies :(

No idea. They said they needed a “band” of material to go across the bottom front of my gums. Maybe that’s a lot??

I had a colposcopy. The most disgusting part was the grayish/yellow blob of tissue the shape and size of my cervix that sloughed off and landed in the toilet with a wet slap. They had told me something like that might happen because of the vinegar-y solution they put all over it, but nothing prepares you for it.

oh god i was eating spaghetti I WAS EATING SPAGHETTI