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It seems I’m one of the only people who still likes this show now, because apparently the idea that a show whose only long-running theme that rulership by birth is destructive at best and when led by ill rulers is horrifying in totality, ending with yet another ill-ruler with a longstanding history of

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Nick Cannon’s Instagram post reminds me of the amazing White Like Me SNL sketch with Eddie Murphy, a pure comedic distillation of white privilege:

I am so glad you posted about this. I read those quotes last night and wanted to throttle him.

Even if you take kids out of the equation, most men still act like they can’t fend for themselves. I resist every relationship with a man who makes me feel like I need to “mother” him, i.e. nagging him to clean up or me just doing it, basic errands, etc. I can’t believe the expectations of some men once they’re in a

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

I’m a gay dad, but my partner was the primary caregiver when we became parents, and I remember being freaked out the first time that I had to spend a few hours as a solo parent. My partner just told me to deal with it and went out to dinner with his friends. I got over it and now regularly have lots of one on one time

I can’t imagine having a baby, being sleep deprived covered in puke in shit, then watch my husband joke about failing at trying to keep our child alive.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

We do such a great job with our kids, eh? Her parents disown her. The school that’s supposed to be leading her through the last stage of becoming an adult tries to fuck her over. And the only organization that could theoretically protect her from the asshole Jesus freak fuckwads at the school sees what’s going on and

This is so frightening—this story lives in that place in the Venn diagram between familiar evil and supernatural evil, which to me seems like the place where ghost encounters happen. It’s as if there are some people and some thoughts which are so profoundly bad that they can’t fit in ordinary life and spill past the

AHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD ONE!!!!!!!

Wow ... CHILLS.

lol it wasn’t exactly what you’d call “planned”... almost had Irish twins. 

Holy shit. My son is deeply scared of his own bed (but not anybody else’s) and says that “the gap” is what frightens him. ....I wonder if there’s something to it.

Fuck.

YIPES. Man, some places just thrive on bad energy and actively try to generate it!

JAYSUS HAITCH CHRISTMAS on a cracker this one is GOOOOOOD.

Scaaary.

SHIT DAWG. I’M SPOOKED AS HECK RN. 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!