This is just Talion's alter ego on nights and weekends.

And?

A lonely squad of 1.

...sigh. Really?

Creepy/Hentai Woody would have been a perfect choice for this. Ahh well.

Yup, exactly. Nick Arcade was known for having early beta versions of games, with Sonic 2 being one of them (which added to the Hidden Temple Zone mythos, since it was featured on the show but later removed from the game).

Judge Fahey, ruling hard in the Court of Gaming.

Man I'd love to see Samus' ship drawn by this guy.

The final battle assigns a musical note to each element of magic. You're trying to play a specific melody line in order to break the crystal. If you cast the first note, Lavos will automatically cast the next note in the sequence, but every few attacks he will cast an attack that breaks the sequence so you have to…

Actually I had the soundtrack on cd for several months before the game's release, and that gives a huge clue to what you have to do. So I managed to get the good ending on my first try.

Towards the very end... as part of an optional, missable side quest (that I missed)...

"Why is this game called 'Chrono' when I'm on disc 2 and have yet to see any time travel?"

"Chrono Cross" (original Japanese title) = "What the Hell Did I Just Play" (American adopted title)

Looks like it bounced right over his head.

"Gamergate isn't just about attacking women!"
(proceeds to attack a woman)

You KNOW someone out there is going to make Hentai Hitler Gaming Squirrels a thing now.

And why haven't they made a Giygas battle stage yet? Imagine how freakish and trippy that would be.

Isolation comes out at midnight tonight, and I'm sure that as the week progresses we'll see many more videos of freaked out people being mauled by Xenomorphs. To those about to be hunted: Good luck, and don't be afraid to share. In space, everyone can watch your stream.