Credit goes to my buddy Christopher Wade, submitted on his behalf.

Made by my friend Christopher Wade. Game over.

I plan on playing through this with a group of 8 or so gaming buddies, one of whom is a notorious easy screamer when it comes to survival horror titles. When we played Outlast he ran out of the room a couple times, HAHA.

The IMAX part was a modern addendum. The 3D bit though was always there. I freakin' loved the crappy red/blue 3D as a kid.

"Starring Jim Carrey as the T-piece!"

The only people who still think Metroid's overarching plot is paper-thin never paid attention to the scans in the Prime Trilogy.

That's... what she said...?

HAHA, just for the challenge!! To be able to look every tech device you own straight in the eye and say "YES, gadget. I have watched boobs on you."

That's my point, though. Any tech-savvy adult who would be looking up porn via WiFi would use a more capable device with a much easier-to-use browser. The only reason to look up porn on a 3DS is if it's your only browser option and/or you're trying to hide it, which limits it to either adults with spouses who hate…

Inevitably, here come the complaints from people about having to pay pocket change to unlock a function on the 3DS that likely 99% of them never used anyway.

Christopher "Robbins"? Must've been the kid down the street who played with Winona Pooh, Paglet, and Tugger.

Hehe, my cousin now has her Genesis. We tried to find the Coleco — she claimed to have packed it in a box in the attic, and she definitely would not have thrown it out — but it was nowhere to be found. To this day I still wonder what happened to it. She had at least 30 games to go with it, too.

My grandmother was a crazy gamer girl. She started with a ColecoVision in the 80's, but later upgraded to a Sega Genesis. She didn't just play card games or Mahjongg; she was all about Sonic, Tiny Toons, Vectorman, you name it.

Yeah — you can turn one off.

"A criminally underrated RPG."

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the market that will bring about the demise of dedicated gaming handhelds.

Now grab your destiny... IF YOU KNOWWW WHAT I MEEEEAANN!!

Okay, this is just FREAKY weird. Like not even a week ago my wife and I had a conversation wondering why no one had used a Chuck E. Cheese-type place as a setting for survival horror. And now today, I see this.

It's "You belong, feel the fizz." YOU'RE NOT A TRUE COO-COO COLA CULTIST.

Samus has practically the exact same outfit here as the Wii Fit Trainer. How is the WFT perfectly acceptable, yet Samus gets branded as "for the lads" and not "family friendly?"