jonathanponikvar
Peter and Company
jonathanponikvar

Yeah, that’s an Ashley Bardhan post for you. Between some decent posting you get things like:

I am an adult who grows with mario games. And watching this with my kid and we both can relate together all the things in the movie are really the best feeling as a father.

Considering how much they bashed every aspect of the voice cast, the trailers, etc it is obvious this is just used to drum up clicks to their site. “Hey this movie is going to suck” followed by “Hey this movie wasn’t what we were hoping it was going to be” is exactly the type of logic I find this site dominated by

Seriously, the trailer makes it very clear that it’s a kids movie. Plus Illumination is involved. They made minions after all

Zactly.

Bruce Campbell’s Narrator VO for the tutorial sections was probably my favourite thing from that era’s Spidey games .

In most of their posts about the show, I’m left with one conclusion about Kotaku and TLOU: They post shitty, inane takes to get people to comment how shitty and inane their takes are. These aren’t the real views of the author, it’s just nonsense to drive engagement.

Fair point. Actually he has multiple sets of triplets/twins. I guess the safe estimate is at least 5 ejaculations.

Having played both P5 and XC2, P5 is a tighter, more polished experience. But yes, they have basically been shitting on XC2 pretending Jason Schreier’s opinion is the most common one. The DLC was honestly the best one I’ve ever played for any RPG and they still couldn’t resist.

Too true. Johnny Depp may not be innocent in the abuse that went on between the two, but Amber Heard was definitely the one dishing it out the most often, and the most extreme.

I genuinely love that your comment, at the time of this posting, has more stars than both GIFs combined

Ah, yeah! I’ve recently realized my own aversion to stress in video games. Anything with a high-risk time crunch are really difficult for me! (Even turn-based ones like in Disco Elysium!) Because of this, I find it infinitely interesting that for some people stress/anxiety actually makes a game more enjoyable for them!

Starred for sharing about your anxiety. I have it to an almost detrimental extreme as well. I take forever playing games. I don’t get stuck, I have pretty good ‘skillz’ but also dread finishing them for some reason.

The author does mention that there is an “Explorer’s Mode” difficulty option that removes the time

Agreed on all counts. I have no doubt that virtually everyone on here proclaiming Unsighted to be the best Metroidvania of the year has not tried Metroid Dread a single time.

What’s a basement?

This comment delivers.

I’m here from the future to tell you Dread does eventually come out in 2021.