I worked at Circuit City Express during the launch of the PS2. Ended up only getting a half-dozen copies of the console in, and the line was already around the corner before closing the day prior, so we initiated a “tickets” system for the first few people in line, so the rest could try waiting somewhere else for a…

But those young Beauty Pageants that Republican moms love to push their daughters into are totally not all about sexualizing kids, right?

Nah, it’s Drag shows and ONLY DRAG SHOWS that are the problem. We can’t have that spotlight being a little bit brighter or less laser-focused, now can we?

I also find it hilarious that this article is now no longer listed on the front page of Kotaku. Hmmmmm.

Exactly. Not to mention she name-drops the new Peach game and speaks about it as if it’s the first time Nintendo has ever put Peach in a starring role, which completely ignores the existence of Super Princess Peach on Nintendo DS.

Which was also a game where, I might point out, Nintendo “allowed her to wear clothes.”

Right?? Like as if Nintendo would actually model a fully-nude Peach to hide behind that silhouette. I don’t understand how anyone could watch her scenes and think they are in any way scandalous. Disney cartoons have featured more detailed (and sexualized) nudity than this.

This is... such a bizarre article that literally no one has ever thought to put to paper before. I so rarely try to comment on Kotaku posts because I know this kind of stuff only feeds into your rewards for posting even more clickbait traps, but seriously... come the f**k on. If you want to see reasons why Kotaku has…

I read in an article about this a week or so ago that the change was to add the onions *into the beef patty itself,* meaning that it was now impossible to order a burger in the new McDonald’s menu and ask for NO ONIONS, since they were now a core ingredient. Are you saying that they’re still kept separately and can be…

...are we really going to write entire articles now about how we somehow expected the Super Mario Movie to be anything more than just a full-length nostalgia bonanza??

Florida. That’s always the answer.

I made this exact comment to my wife while watching the second episode... but as a joke. We both had a good laugh.

9 times. One instance resulted in twins. 

This sums up my views of this issue better than I could ever put into words. 

I remember back when I preordered the Ness Amiibo before it launched, I was handed the receipt with the preorder details included. When I came back to pick it up, with the receipt in hand, they told me I never had preordered it. Even when faced with the paperwork, they insisted it wasn’t in the system, and they had…

I’m in a similar boat. I’ve done comics online for the past 25 years, with my main project coming up on its 20th birthday in a couple years. During that time, I also dabbled for a decade or so in more adult artwork and comics on the side just for fun, which grew my audience exponentially and brought a lot more…

Not at all surprised that they’ve turned to a Russian host.... Just surprised with as many sanctions currently in place on Russian products that choosing them as a webhost is still a viable option.

Wonderful.

Paint my chicken coop!

...is splitscreen co-op really that bad that you’d avoid it by paying several hundred dollars for an extra console + copy of the game?

Actually, last night after typing my reply, out of curiosity I went around Google to take a look at various FF Games Rankings, and it’s interesting — while 7 and 9 bounce between which is better, based on the author’s preferences, 8 is universally agreed to be the worst amongst the PS1 entries. Like, 100% of all lists…

“FFVIII has, by a wide margin, the best soundtrack in the series...”