These Portal-themed proposals are awesome, but I'm waiting for a breakup where they bring in Ellen to sing "Want You Gone."

This reminds me of an old high school shop project, the old "build a catapult/slingshot that can launch an egg without breaking it." Bonus points to whoever can launch theirs the greatest distance while remaining intact after landing.

Wait, if Bowser saves Mario from Peach?

The jolly, CANDY-LIKE button!!!!

The only thing that really bothers me about this isn't the look of the thing — as a kid I had that monstrous GameBoy attachment with dual speakers, light, magnifyer, and joystick, and absolutely LOVED it.

Wow, six months later...

Blue Pikmin can now dig for gold.

Obsession. By Kalvin-Jong Un.

"And-a-here, we can put a happy-a-little mushroom! Haaaappy mush-a-room, YA-hooooo!"

Cosplay, not awesome?

He even pulls the three-point landing!

What, haven't you heard? A game isn't modern if it doesn't have guns, blood, or boobies.

My wife and I are both artists and gamers. Believe it or not, she is actually looking forward to playing this game just as much as I am (if not more), and she's already called dibs on the Amazon. She doesn't get all pissed off over the exaggerated anatomy in the art style; rather, she finds it freaking hilarious, as…

Precisely. People just need to relax and give it time. After the bigger games come out later this year the Wii U will easily find its footing.

The difference there: Netflix streams movies and TV shows, which are optimized for and have always been watched on a TV. Internet browsers, Facebook, Twitter feeds, Reddit, and other web-based apps are already ingrained as PC/laptop/smartphone device-based services. No one posts Facebook updates through the XBox's…

So how's your modeling portfolio coming along?

The fact that Microsoft actually believes people will be using the XBone for stuff their laptop and smartphones have been more than capable of doing for years (and will continue to do much more easily and efficiently) just adds to the evidence of how Jim-crackin' loony they are.

So... what happens if you try to connect to WiFi using a laptop, or non-tablet/iOS device? Do they force you to connect to Yahoo Games? Or is it only the lucky iPad owners who are made to jump through hoops?