Oh man, an Eternal Darkness sequel on the Wii U. That's all I need to hear.

From a horror standpoint, I see what you mean. So far there's been nothing really scary at all in FEAR 3. What we love though is the co-op mechanics, and how different the two characters play in terms of their abilities. Plus having no exposure to the earlier games in the series, we have no basis of comparison, so…

I'd heard about this series since its debut, but for whatever reason had never given it a chance until just recently. I'm kicking myself for it now.

Aww, look at you! You're just trying so hard.

The Dualshock Analog design is one of the most comfortable controller configurations out there. The quality of the trigger pressure may have changed, but in terms of button/joystick placement and overall size, it's been a consistently comfortable design for three Playstation lifespans now.

Now the ultimate question... if their song hadn't been used in Vice City, would they still have their van?

Have you used a PS4 controller yet? Because from everything I've seen and heard, it sounds perfectly fine, keeping up the tradition of ergonomic design that the DualShock has maintained for three generations now. Unless you're objecting to a subtle colored light on the back of it that you can't even see while using…

OR: I already (happily) own a Vita and plan on taking advantage of the gameplay it allows, which those who also own a Vita may very likely be planning to do and looking forward to as well.

"You're obviously not going to buy it, so all of your points are completely wrong! The only people who are allowed to criticize something are those who already planned to purchase it without question!"

To Mattrick, I'm sure that WOULD be "brief and abstract." A fully-worded version would be a three-page string of profanities and insults about the sexual history of the user's mother.

Playstation 4 lets me play a full game out of the box without having to connect to the internet in order to download most of the game that they decided not to include on-disc.

It's the XBox One Headline Generator! Just hit the big green button to whip together the latest news from Microsoft!

Yeah, it's way too smooth...

Dude, Condorman's car is still just as sweet as ever. A modified Nova Sterling? I would drive the hell out of that today.

You'd be pleasantly surprised. I just watched my DVD copy of it a couple months ago and it has actually aged pretty well! My wife had never seen it before (a tragedy that had to be corrected) and she loved it.

Yeah.... I strongly recommend you never watch the ending sequence to Mario Sunshine. Bowser's speaking voice is the very definition of disappointment.

By the way, to anyone who has no idea what Condorman is, you definitely owe it to yourself to look it up beyond just the Wikipedia page linked in the article. This movie defined my childhood and is one of the reasons I always wanted to be a comic book artist as a kid.

Yeah, this is definitely a student of the Final Fantasy School of Costume Design.

I actually was just referring to voice acting, like in Sunshine. Bowser's written dialog is always awesome.

This is like the Buddhist pacifist school of Pokemon training.