Because Frog is so good, you never see him coming.

Yes.

"Hey Samus... see this right here? This yellow thing? Know what it is? Hm? Do ya? I'll tell you what it's NOT — a new Metroid game!! HOOO-HUURRRRRR-OOUURRRR!!!"

Interesting to consider this perspective when thinking about Nintendo's history (starting off as a playing card company, progressing to toys, games, and even hotels over time). When bringing the NES to America, they had to market it as a toy rather than an electronic gaming system. The Great Video Game Crash of the…

Angry Birds Go to HELL.

I hope he brought Triumph with him. This E3 is just begging for it.

On the villains side, Wily and Bowser teaming up seems like the perfect match. They both have a passion for completely pointless and overly-decorated machinery, as well as eccentric castles comprised of several internal levels littered with counterproductive power-ups.

My favorite GIF so far.

The prototype original XBox controller.

Well, it is the LAST Guardian... if it actually came out, there couldn't be any more!

The Last Half-Nukem 3: Guardian of Duke

Watch as publishers drop (or poorly) support XBoxOne after consumers ignore it because it doesn't protect their interests.

And here was Sony's reaction to Microsoft's event.

It's still oddly fitting, though!

My point is, why should I care about the games when the console itself is a money-draining piece of trash?

They claimed that all the pieces of info that had been quoted after the initial system's reveal — used game fees, restrictions, compatibility — were inaccurate and would be clarified at a later date. Then on Friday, they confirmed a few of the details (which turned out to, in fact, be true — surprise, surprise), but…

Just as awful as when the sound cut off on the Crimson Dragon reveal and the crowd started MST3K'ing the footage.

"...or other moments no one wanted to see."

So they couldn't take five minutes out of the presentation to address the "rumors" that they've been insisting for the past couple weeks they would be clarifying at this conference.