I usually read it as "Slather Mon Hooshbongle." But I have a real problem with converting acronyms to gibberish.

Just about sums it up quite nicely.

I could easily see this being revealed as a PS4 launch-window title. Maybe not in time for launch day, but definitely within the first year. The several delays and general quietness about the game's existence would make perfect sense then, seeing as how they wouldn't be able to show a game that was so obviously far…

My own rants on the subject aside, I just want to pat you on the back for the awesome use of Paperman, dude. :D

Man, this is.... ridiculous.

Regardless, you still can't be logged into the same name on multiple consoles at once. He would have to be signed into my name to play the game he's borrowing, which would prevent me from playing any of my own games during that time. It doesn't mater if I can have the tag registered on both our consoles since I will…

Have you ever done a gamertag recovery on the 360? Once you load up your tag to play on another console, it gets deactivated from the original one. You have to go through the process again on the first console to get it back.

Yes, when my brother and I live two hours apart, and you can't log into the same gamertag on two consoles at once. Problem solved!

Oh, right. I forgot that choosing not to support a console for any reason whatsoever automatically made you biased and a "fanboy" for the other team. Nevermind the fact that most of my gaming at this point goes to my 360 or Wii U, and my PS3 is pretty much just a bluray player.

I've always owned every console on the market for the past several generations. Have owned almost every console since the Colecovision, in fact.

So when a very high-standing company representative lets slip their plan to bleed their customers dry, and another rep steps in to shut them up and then tries to clarify by saying "we have no clarification at this time," you view that as people misinterpreting the situation?

1) So first, confirmation there's a fee. Then, there's no fee if you log in. Sorry, but if I let a friend borrow one of my games, I'm not about to give him the login information for my Gamertag just so he can play it on my name on his console. Do you not see the problem with that?

You should take some time to browse through the reports — not only on Kotaku, but several other gaming news sites as well — where all of these "unconfirmed rumors" are quoted directly from the mouth of Microsoft itself. There's no room for misinterpretation when the exact words spoken are a very solid confirmation.

You'll notice that my exact wording was "almost 90%." 88% IS almost 90%.

It's not made up. A worldwide Twitter poll showed 88% of gamers in favor of the PS4 over the XBox One.

Global Twitter poll shows 88% in favor of PS4 purchase.

Yeah, agreed. That would definitely be the optimal scenario, as well as the only scenario that would sway me towards buying one.

Oh, you're right! Chances are Microsoft will manufacture a huge supply of Ones, but then only ship a small percentage to stores so that they can claim to be "selling out everywhere," despite the fact that almost 90% of gamers recently polled have absolutely no interest in buying it.