jonathanponikvar
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jonathanponikvar

I casually dislike Angry Birds, and I wish a slight sense of discomfort and mildly-inconveniencing misfortune upon the developer.

Mine will be starting off with a gray brick Gameboy and a copy of Tetris. Later on it'll be an original SNES with my copies of Earthbound and Chrono Trigger.

I've flat-out refused to pay for anything with the Angry Birds brand. Hell, I refuse to even install the free versions on my phone. And when I have kids down the road, these are the only toys that they will never be allowed to own. Seriously, screw these developers and screw the franchise altogether.

I look forward to the day when this franchise fades into obscurity.

Did you catch the last Nintendo Direct where they confirmed the game is getting an international localization? Dunno about a specific release window, though. But at least it's coming!

Sure it will. Three years from now, people will see the movie poster for it, think "Oh.... wait. I vaguely remember that." and then move on to pay for tickets to something that's actually relevant.

Considering most sports game releases (particularly the EA ones) nowadays seem to be little more than roster updates with minimal changes otherwise, is this necessarily a bad thing?

Can you summon the Christopher Nolan Batman, and have him stumble around making a bunch of grunts and growling noises?

Back in my day, if we wanted to draw a pretty picture on the computer, we had to force a turtle to hold a pen and tell it exactly how far to draw and when to turn! And WE LIKED IT!!

Tell me about it.

HAHA! Oh man. I took a programming class in high school and all the computers had Gorillas. We wasted soooo many hours playing that one.

I'm looking forward to the advances in 3D printing. It'll be nice to finally see something that doesn't have the texture of sculpted sugar/sand. Those Zelda item figures the other day all looked like pieces of candy.

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My first console system as a kid was the Colecovision (several years before the NES), but even before that we had an old DOS-based monster with a glorious 11" color screen and a mind-blowing 5 MB hard drive. We had that beast of a computer for a good ten years before my dad finally upgraded to something better, and

Holy crap, it's like the pug of the bird world.

Yet you still clicked. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

I never stop to think about anything!

No one deserves an orgy. They're a privilege, not a right. Damn liberal nymphs.

It's odd. I could have sworn that the Chinese doctor actually was in the American cut of the film, but only for a few seconds at the very beginning. I read the original article ahead of time, so in my head I was just waiting for some random connection to the Chinese scenes to be set up and never followed through.

You checked this annotation just to see if someone made a comment about her boobs, didn't you?

Yeah, I know. As I said in other replies, I looked it up after my post here and realized the Season Pass actually didn't say anything about additional character DLC's like I thought. The Mechromancer was only free as a pre-order bonus.