Such is life in the unstable boiling pot that is the internet.

The mere whimsical mention of "God" in the headline of an article is enough to churn you into a raging furor of irrational hatred?

Not once you get into multiplayer. Though some would argue that's by design.

Yes, because those Korean tears weren't completely staged at gunpoint or anything.

Now the real question is: when the heck does the next Smash Bros. drop?

Wait.... what about Borderlands?

The real tragedy is that the FBI profilers aren't in a position to make the laws, whereas the lawmakers sure do love them a good scapegoat... and they'll be damned before they let a little nuisance like concrete evidence force them to acknowledge reality.

The sad part: I actually would not be surprised if the exact article I described is being written right now and will show up on the site later this week, just before the game's release.

It wasn't reviewed by Patricia. Otherwise it would have been a brief snippet of how she "never liked Tomb Raider games," followed by three pages of complaining about how a female main character can't take big jumps or any conflict without crying — unlike other male power-fantasies like Kratos, Batman and Nathan Drake…

I know. No one appreciates the value of a good vintage forearm. Back in the day they knew how to be discreet.

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I still don't know how to feel about this. I never played Asura's Wrath — wasn't too much in the mood for "QTE: The Game" — so I don't know where the similarities lie, but the Journey to the West story has been told and retold so many times, it's entirely possible that every element to Chow's film could have been…

Nooo, Link was only the guy in the SECOND game on the Nintendo. In every other game Zelda has been the playable star. He just LOOKS like a girl. GOSH, get it RIGHT, you cheese-mo.

... he says to the guy with a girl in his icon...

I dunno, it seemed about as relevant as trying to say Sony's conference was sexist. Might've been pushing it a bit, hehe.

What? A vicious MAN-eating worm??

I love how you assume that this article is making me "uncomfortable." As if I'm somehow distraught by the fact that she's discussing a feminist subject.

Yeah, let's just pretend those didn't happen. Good idea.

You mean the game reviews where she still manages to sneak in her feminist exaggerations without logic or cause?

How? Please, elaborate. I'd love to hear this.