What has Nintendo done! They reverse-taxidermy'd Yoshi!!

And Star Fox, and Metroid, and Punch Out, and Earthbound, and...

This is all that needs to be said on the subject.

The fact that it's on sale for such a high price, or the fact that someone would actually want to buy it at all? hehe

Eh. I'll just wait for the console port of Revelaitons. That was the better version by far.

True. But you also have to consider that PC, Mobile and Consoles are three distinctly different and individual marketplaces, each with their own trends. What goes for one won't fly with the other — hence why Angry Birds costs $40 on consoles, with level expansions for $10 each, whereas that identical content is "free"…

Games sold used in retail stores get marked down because the older they get, the harder it is to find someone willing to buy them. Thus you end up finding aged games with a $4.99 pricetag slapped on them.

Ahh, ok.

How did you end up paying extra for the Mechromancer? Even if you didn't preorder the game, she should have been included with the Season Pass as far as I understand it.

Preemptive response to the angry comments that are surely inbound:

Aw, someone has an opinion. How adorable.

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Oh man, Nintendo Live! That's the best service ever. I love staying up late chatting with my friends while taking out aliens in that new Mario shooting game. You know, the one everyone's playing. It's like the fourth one or something so it has to be popular.

"The Atari." Nothing specific... just "The Atari."

Wait... all of this costs SEVEN PERCENT of your total funds??

Man, that "pop the tray spinning disc" wipe they keep using makes it look like an early 90's infomercial.

Yes, it is time for General Ignorance. He'll be along shortly to escort you to your new assigned living quarters in Camp Nowweegotcha.

Well on the plus side, at least it's accommodating to all sexual preferences. It seems one of the options is Ellen DeGeneres.

Alas, the frail babe hath been droppen from atop the loft, and bereft of adequate aerial mobility, lost the depth of its intelligence upon its impact with the Earth.

Hmmmmmmm...