Yeah, I'm already regretting my wording on a couple parts of my post. It sucks that Kotaku's comment system won't let me edit it either, HAHA. Whoops.

I never said I buy full price games. I get plenty of games after they've dropped significantly in price. The games I do get on launch day are the big releases, and the ones I really love, I keep. The ones I trade in, I already know I'm not going to play again, so why take up space on my shelf?

I've lost track of how many headsets I've had to replace. Console, PC, even just headphones for my keyboard (musical). Freakin' things don't seem to last more than a year at most, no matter what brand they are.

Oh, I know I am! I'm not denying that at all, haha. If I had the extra cash to burn, sure I'd buy a better PC that could handle gaming. But at this point if I were to come across that bit of extra funding, there are higher-priority things I would need to spend it on.

Opinion stated as fact: The Internet.

I'd debate your claim that consoles have shitty online communities that you have to pay for. The Wii U's Miiverse is one of the best innovations I've seen in quite some time, and it's free.

I actually don't have an ignorance to PC gaming, as you claim. I have a Steam account and have bought several games through it. It's just that the bigger games refuse to even load on my system, so I have to stick with consoles.

You're not exactly helping the general reputation of PC gamers yourself, y'know.

And the award for "Most Use of PC-Gaming Puns in a Single Post" goes to...

HA, thanks. I guess I've just kept it running pretty clean for awhile now. Whenever it seems to grind down a bit I'll back up all my work and downloads onto a TB external drive and just wipe the hard drive clean with a fresh OS install. I've had to swap out the internal hard drive at one point and upgraded it to a…

Gosh, with a show of compassion like that towards fellow gamers, how can I say no?

"Minimum/Recommended Requirements" lists like this are reasons why I remain a console gamer to this day. I honestly feel sorry for the folks who will have to upgrade half their system just to be able to play this game at any decent level of quality.

I drive my wife crazy every time we go grocery shopping. When piling the goods onto the checkout belt, I instinctively start humming the old Gameboy Tetris theme.

Tetris was bad. Warios Woods was also bad. But Tetris Attack was the worst.

Everyone will likely have examples of epic, cinematic games that stuck with them after they were done playing it. Me?

I'd say that's just about as likely as a proper next-gen sequel at this point, sadly. :(

Begrudging ally, yes. He only joins up with you because he realizes he isn't powerful enough to kill Lavos alone. His intentions in fighting the battle are hardly noble, though.

Eh. A few superficial similarities, sure. I'll give you that.

"The bloodied stumps of her limbs and neck create a nice continuation of color to the traditional UK flag pattern covering her pristine D-cups."

Maybe it's been awhile since I played it, but I seem to remember the Prophet being present in those flashbacks. Plus, when it does happen again, Magus does nothing to stop it... since preventing it would mean he would cease to exist in that form.