Hey, when push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.

Nope, only in clay that's hardened. Otherwise it would just go into the clay and then come right back out.

I have a better idea. They already went with a realistic Zelda, a cel-shaded Zelda, and a retro-styled Zelda. Looking at this makes me want to see a Claymation-style Zelda, like Skullmonkeys.

I'm still holding out hope for a beautiful Shire set. I would shell out for that in a heartbeat.

Psh, you need a sword? I'd take it out with my bug net.

Gesundheit!

D'OH!!!

While I'm not about to argue that Garfield definitely contributed to the downfall of the funny pages' overall quality (along with the untimely retirement of the greats like Calvin & Hobbes, or Liberty Meadows, which moved to standard comic format), I would pit more of the fault onto the success and domination of…

True. Garfield certainly always seemed to be created with marketing and merchandising in mind. A house cat who arbitrarily hates Mondays, who is then conveniently pitched as a mascot for the 9-5 working demographic? Come on.

It was funny back in its early days. It peaked around the time Garfield and Friends hit on Saturday mornings. After that, Jim Davis created "Paws Inc." as the Garfield production house, hired a team of writers and artists to do all the work for him, and just sat back to rake in the cash. The guy's hands haven't…

I'm... actually okay with this. I was addicted to collecting crap as a kid. Baseball cards, cartoon/comic cards, action figures (GI Joe, Exo-Squad, Army Ants)... I even got into the POG craze just to get the full set of Simpsons ones, without once ever actually playing the damn game. As odd of an idea as it sounds,…

Quiet, you. There are those of us who greatly prefer the "super deformed" cartoon character styles over the horrendously-realistic designs of, oh say, the last six Final Fantasies (sequels included).

Then what they're suing over is their claim that they own copyright to the actor's likeness, rather than the character itself, which is something you can't copyright. A company can't own a person. That would mean he could never work anywhere else in any other capacity on television or film, lest it "cause confusion"…

Is... there grounds for this, really? They own the character, but not the actor. Not once in the original commercial did he say "Hi, I'm Kevin Butler, and I love MarioKart."

Wow, I can't wait to play Temple Run with a space ship and even less response time.

Oh yes.

I wouldn't mind getting back into WoW (don't tell my wife, lol), but I'm ONLY interested in playing this expansion. I originally quit soon after BC released, so it's been a loooong time. Is it possible to just get this one and skip the other expansions? Or do you have to layer-up with close to $100 of purchases just…

"Hungary Giraffe"

So for several years, Resident Evil seemed to be dead, lying unmoving on the ground after other more successful survival horror franchises had put it out of its misery and moved on. Suddenly and without warning, it springs back to life, now a super-fast and frantic-action-focused version of its former self!

Well I wish you had a sudden case of adult-onset projectile leprosy. Because that would be a pretty good parlor trick.