I had someone go off on me because I ‘checked in’ to a hotel that I love and have stayed at dozens of times in the city I use as a hub. I was so happy to be there and said something like I was at my home away from home. Anyway, she called me a bitch so I just removed her from my friend list. I haven’t seen her in over…

Lipstick.

“It’s Daredevil, not Spiderman, because you’d have to be blind to want to suck your dick.”

This was my favorite Big Bang Theory episode

The subtle implication that only a blind guy would suck his dick is exquisite.

I was hoping for some sort of story about a cosplay threesome in an alley.

Just to be clear here, a girl/woman wanting to fuck their step brother is erotic....but a 40 year old man wanting to fuck an 18 year old is a sick perversion, correct? Just trying to keep all of this straight....

I think the key to finding this hot is to not actually have a stepbrother and/or effectively not picturing him.

+56 signatures. Well-timed.

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

There was just a similar videographer case here. They explicitly told the couple why they wouldn’t work with them and did apologize (sorrynotsorry) that their beliefs wouldn’t let them work together. Even as a staunch ally, I am dumbfounded that the videographer didn’t just say “sorry I’m booked that weekend". I know…

And the political right creates a false equivalence between literally every law. “Oh, I can’t punch this homeless guy, but he can sit on the sidewalk all he wants?”

…and this is why Azucar Bakery in Denver did not have to write homophobic shit on the cakes they baked. They were perfectly willing to sell jerkwad two bible-shaped cakes, but they wouldn’t do the writing for him. they were willing to serve him and even sell him the decorating bags and tips so he could write his hate…

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

The agency is likely setting an example. If it was only a few grand, how will other businesses be deterred from engaging in the same type of behavior?

Mostly the lawyer.

Hmmm... Hot, toasty, moist buns.

And it looks terrible

Thank you so much for sharing Patrick! I really appreciate it! I’m glad you liked the tip.