On the sunny side, Li’l Miss L’Oreal’s days are numbered. Ding dong. I hope we get a subversive smart person next, that would be fun.
On the sunny side, Li’l Miss L’Oreal’s days are numbered. Ding dong. I hope we get a subversive smart person next,…
JonBenet Ramsey's Hymen
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How’s It Gonna Be is one of the best love songs ever written. Perfect slacker heartbreak.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, my wedding cake was perfectly normal.
TIL: There exists adults who still have tonsils. The 1920’s really are back!
Congratulations, Evan, on your stunning victory in The Nominative Determinism Awards 2015. Your prize is in the mail.
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HA! But she was a big pop star too at the time, I think it was post Stock Aitken Waterman but pre-Spice Girls? Super hot teen tuppy. A perv’s dream! I love a love story.
I loved when they were married and out fucked up all night and all over The Sun, amazing car crash glamour. Beauty and The Beast.
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How can you fail to mention that he was married to Billie Piper, mid 90’s Brit teen pop tart whom geeks will know as Rose on Doctor Who? It was brilliant and a massive scandal at the time coz she was still a teenager and hot as hades and he was twice her age and ugly as a hat full of assholes. They used to go out and…
Food colouring. Fuck man. When I was a kid, I was like a wild animal. My mum took me to myriad doctors trying to work out how to control this monster. Fortunately, she found one who in the very early 70’s was smart enough to say, stop giving this child artificial colouring. IDGAF what science says, My mum’s…
I had a boyfriend like that once. I really loved him but what’s a size queen to do?
Professional football gets the queer it deserves.
Oh Jerry, bless you for still supporting the industry and buying content in this day and age!
TERRIFYING!
The best time a celebrity put a dick in me was for sure David Lee Roth at The Sebel Townhouse, California Girls era.
I have so many of these but they all blow the cover.
I would like to offer the advice to any recent MTF readers that Sylk is the lubricant which most closely resembles biological snatch juice in texture. It’s made from kiwifruit.
10/10. Would.
10/10. Would.
Fingering is so seventies.