On the sunny side, Li’l Miss L’Oreal’s days are numbered. Ding dong. I hope we get a subversive smart person next, that would be fun.

On the sunny side, Li’l Miss L’Oreal’s days are numbered. Ding dong. I hope we get a subversive smart person next,…

How’s It Gonna Be is one of the best love songs ever written. Perfect slacker heartbreak.

#funatparties

Finally. I’ve been gagging to learn how to make $7573 a week at home using google but those commenters never reply.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, my wedding cake was perfectly normal.

All damn day I dream about sex?

Everyone hates queers, what’s your point?

Into it.

Might I suggest Australia? It’s at the arse end of the Earth, has lovely beaches, socialised healthcare, and one may be racist with not mere impunity, but the support of one’s friends and neighbours.

I said that at a brothel in Rio one time and I didn’t shit right for a year.

Stunning! It’s about the fingerless gloves.

I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you.

TIL: There exists adults who still have tonsils. The 1920’s really are back!

Congratulations, Evan, on your stunning victory in The Nominative Determinism Awards 2015. Your prize is in the mail.

Is it the Folsom Street Fair this weekend?

Nah, mate, fool me once, I check the url now. Assholes be tryna make humans click over to Jiz.

Yeah but only, like, car people read that.

HA! But she was a big pop star too at the time, I think it was post Stock Aitken Waterman but pre-Spice Girls? Super hot teen tuppy. A perv’s dream! I love a love story.

I loved when they were married and out fucked up all night and all over The Sun, amazing car crash glamour. Beauty and The Beast.