Q: What do Jeremy Clarkson, Whitney Houston, and Amy Winehouse have in common?

come say it to my face

24? Prude.

You don't write, you don't call. What's a mother to do?

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you keep a big black dildo under your pillow for emergencies

He's the hottest hoe on the stroll and you are a bore. So sad, too bad.

Pick a song here and:

iamdeadkittens/gmail

B how many times do I gotta ask you to mail me?

*voila

I'm day drinking so I read this as farts.

I scrolled two pages to try and find a place to reply to you that wasn't on the basement blog, but I just wanted to say that your screen name is a gas and made me poop myself laughing. Incontinent, obvs. Further, this comment above reads like Penthouse Forum.

To the end of the Earth.

I hate it when you make me click over into the basement.

Nuts. Barbra Streisand starring in 'Nuts'.

Fukko is my new favourite since I worked out that we misspent our youths in the same small town nightclubs. Hysterical. I love/hate how tiny this Earth is.

my hand drawn replication

Eight out of nine is a good score. One of those hookers is a wreck in the head, but, every party needs a pooper.

Calling all the basic bitches: