He clearly didn’t get his scout badge in swimming.

I was kinda hoping swimming pool was a euphemism for something.

I know a lot of you kids are too young to remember this, but Take That Cuba was the original name for Menudo.

A man after my own heart [disease]!

Well you ruined nothing for me except, damn it, now I want Twinkies AND Xanax.

I wouldn’t know from the yellow Xanax. Take me straight to the greens!

Well I hope you’re happy. You’ve ruined Twinkies for me.

Choosing between the patriarchy and losing their blogging gig, and therefore their Brooklyn apartment, they find themselves, suddenly, very flexible.

Choosing between the patriarchy and losing their blogging gig, and therefore their Brooklyn apartment, they find…

Yes, and it would be nice if they weren’t a dapper Dan man.

Yes, and it would be nice if they weren’t a dapper Dan man.

I mean, I guess I’m a cynic because the only thing that shocked me was the fact that so many people seemed to believe the sincerity they preached about tolerance.

I mean, I guess I’m a cynic because the only thing that shocked me was the fact that so many people seemed to…

I notice you didn’t list any morals or decency. Gawker Media seems to be out of that lately.

I notice you didn’t list any morals or decency. Gawker Media seems to be out of that lately.

It’s pretty impressive how she’s tanked her entire career in one tweet. It’s not like the sort of people who read her work have short memories.

Shall I continue?

Jidenna also has the support of supreme goddess Janelle Monae and appeared in her “Yoga” video, but I guess that’s not important.

The guitar riff on "Jumper" remains one of my favorite. Always have to turn it up when that song comes on.

I was, and I guess still am, a third Eye Blind fan. Admittedly, a part of that fandom is from their first major album coming out at a certain point in my life and the girl that was a part of it at that time. But, damn, those songs are pretty great.

You say “lol,” I say the very first image shows him in a beautiful club collar, which would have been unknown in slave-owning America, a fact which one doesn’t even need to be very good at Google to figure out.

No, he doesn’t. He dresses like an Edwardian which is decades AFTER slavery was abolished.

They are blaming an intern and I hope the intern did that shit on purpose.

Yes, she has been back for a while now. She was impersonating me and GeorgeGeoffersonLives for a while, now she is back to her usual rapid fire, play dumb, pathetic trolling with a splash of Obama hate.