As an avid multi-cups a day tea drinker, that definition is spot on. Feeling sad? Cup of tea. Celebrating? Cup of tea. Your head’s come off? Cup of tea. You’re dead? Cup of tea.

If by perfect you mean vomit inducing then yes I would say, yes it is perfect!

My partner and I were married by a United Church minister! In a bar across the street from the church itself. The brides wore black.

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

I’d watch CNN if they filmed that.

Or worse, use a mojito ‘mix’ *shudder*

I think “yes one would” but... who knows. Maybe people who ride in air bicycles like this thing have little regard for their own safety haha.

I’m no pilot... but wouldn’t one generally do a pre-flight inspection? You know, that may have caught that a cat was sleeping on your plane?

Yeah I’m not always the biggest T Swift fan but she seems completely right here. If Apple wants to lure people in with a free trial, which is a totally standard marketing move, it’s on them to pay for it as part of their promotion costs. A hotel offering a free night’s stay to new visitors wouldn’t be able to forgo…

If you complain about smartphone vertical orientation, you should be forced to sit in a pitch black silent room for 24 hours.

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

You’ve posted that on two different threads now and all I keep seeing is a but and a penis that really needs some medical attention... stat.

I loved when they were married and out fucked up all night and all over The Sun, amazing car crash glamour. Beauty and The Beast.

For British context, Chris Evans is probably more famous - in the UK - than Jeremy Clarkson. He ruled breakfast television in the 90s, ruled Friday evening television in the late 90s, and currently has one of the most listened-to radio shows in the country.

Liar! He hosts a radio programme.

Gotcha

Agreed. In the US, money and lobbying make the calls. It’s not about common sense anymore.

I’m a regular commenter, but I am using a burner to avoid outing my regular username because anyone from my high school who reads this would probably recognize me.

ALL THE GIRLS wore pearls and a certain top for senior pics.

I don’t have a copy of my senior portrait but it wasn’t that bad...no regrets or anything.