How can you fail to mention that he was married to Billie Piper, mid 90’s Brit teen pop tart whom geeks will know as Rose on Doctor Who? It was brilliant and a massive scandal at the time coz she was still a teenager and hot as hades and he was twice her age and ugly as a hat full of assholes. They used to go out and…

Food colouring. Fuck man. When I was a kid, I was like a wild animal. My mum took me to myriad doctors trying to work out how to control this monster. Fortunately, she found one who in the very early 70’s was smart enough to say, stop giving this child artificial colouring. IDGAF what science says, My mum’s…

I had a boyfriend like that once. I really loved him but what’s a size queen to do?

Professional football gets the queer it deserves.

Oh Jerry, bless you for still supporting the industry and buying content in this day and age!

You know you can unsubscribe from gossip columns, right?

TERRIFYING!

I thought the health department closed that bar?

We just know that Rihanna is the kinda gal to let rip.

Shucks.

Your name is brilliant. Top five all time.

I have a Bernie story. I grew up about 5 blocks from where they lived/killed. In 1986, I had moved away, but my sister, a comely young lass, still lived in the family home and worked at the local bowling alley/video store. She says that David used to come in and rent I Spit On Your Grave, like, every week. It got…

Well, I dunno how old you are, but they’re kinda right. When Evian hit in the very early 80’s it was A THING. Massively aspirational product that came at the height of yuppieism and 80’s glamour excess. Really, it’s chicks and fags who picked it up and ran with it coz we’re an easy sell.

No, you’re just mental.

Piss off, hippy.

I’m on the east coast

There is no safe source of water in my workplace

The Bush family.

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The best time a celebrity put a dick in me was for sure David Lee Roth at The Sebel Townhouse, California Girls era.