I have so many of these but they all blow the cover.

I would like to offer the advice to any recent MTF readers that Sylk is the lubricant which most closely resembles biological snatch juice in texture. It’s made from kiwifruit.

Israeli dick is next level dick.

10/10. Would.

10/10. Would.

Ungrey Gawker / Chrome

Fingering is so seventies.

Ridley Scott’s kid made a Range Rover commercial in them a while ago. They had to load everything in by crane at 9am and out again by 5pm, it took two weeks to shoot.

Q: What do Jeremy Clarkson, Whitney Houston, and Amy Winehouse have in common?

come say it to my face

24? Prude.

You don't write, you don't call. What's a mother to do?

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you keep a big black dildo under your pillow for emergencies

He's the hottest hoe on the stroll and you are a bore. So sad, too bad.

Pick a song here and:

iamdeadkittens/gmail

B how many times do I gotta ask you to mail me?

*voila

Not a moment too soon. Birds>Everything