I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

You are 100% correct, this is not popular and you should feel unpopular

She was fucking thrilled, what more do you want? GTFOH with that shit.

You must be fun to hang out with.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

Ask Windhorst. He loves him so Lebron duck.

What’s a Lebron Duck?

Sometimes...;)

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

Get real. The mistakes of a group of people in a large organization should force them to blow the entire thing up and potentially destroy the university?

Fucking sucks

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

For Love of the Gaym

Me too.

This really makes me lose so much respect I once had for Sager. I know this is a personal/family matter, but it’s still super messed up.

Brady only has 5 SB wins so far?

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Yeah, nothing says inept like going 12-1 then coming one double overtime score away from the national championship game.

For the non-Swifties, let me humbly recommend The National’s Boxer as the only album you need for that odd late night/early morning New Year’s comedown:

Aren’t all the Pounceys a bunch of demented fuckwits? I’ve always had the impression that they would all be sharing a jail cell if they couldn’t play football.