As I made clear, I’m not defending Stephenson’s opinions. He’s garbage.

I think you might be confused about the meaning of the word cheeky. It’s not like Kalaf’s messages were in any way smart, witty or cheeky. They were just puerile word vomit.

To Los Gatos Streamer Netflix: DEAR MR. I’M- TOO-GOOD-TO-RENEW-OR-ORDER-MORE-MARVEL-SERIES, THIS’LL BE THE LAST MONTHLY PAYMENT OF $11.99 I EVER SEND YOUR ASS.

Or, if you prefer Venn diagrams

Well your child is permanently crippled now, but not autistic. Great parenting.

Yeah this feels like Nick patting himself on the back for being Woker. Don’t worry, lil guy, one day you might have a podcast of your own that we could all trash and ignore too.

I respect the fact that most soldiers have very good intentions when they sign up for military service, but at the end of the day, they’re letting themselves be used and manipulated by people with very terrible intentions. I’m not sure they always contemplate that. As long as a politician gives a stirring, patriotic…

When it comes to a career total of wins, 69 sounds awesome in theory but then you do it and realize it actually sucks.

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

Mittens Romney raises you to 47%.

“Hey Peterman. This chick look like Ann to you?”

Mouth breathing morons who reflexively worship the flag do not have the slightest inkling of what that flag means. Nazis worship flags. Americans stand, or kneel, for the freedom of expression and the right to peaceful protest against injustice that the American flag symbolizes.

The only real piece of shit here is you. The man did more for this country than your stupid ass sitting on the couch. 

#MillennielContent

My wife and I were in KC a few weeks ago and waited in line at Joe’s for like 45 minutes on a Tuesday evening at 8 pm.

Thanks Obama

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

Former 2016 first-round pick Corey Coleman was traded away for jack shit

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

As a (Army) veteran and a first responder (Fire/EMT) fuck these sanctimonious assholes. There’s absolutely nothing disrespectful toward the military about these protests. They have every right to protest.