Cleyra in FFIX. Damn man, and they tried so hard to save it

Such an underrated game with an amazing story

Finally making it to Sephiroth and using omnislash to crush him for good. I remember being awestruck at how awesome it was but also sad that it was over. 

He couldn't stop laughing when he heard the offensive coordinators last name 

No Masturbating Bear?! 

CAN'T YOU TWO SEE THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?! 

Everyone is racist everywhere. Except for me, of course. I have black friends

They had no choice but to cut him. This isn't some minor accusation like rape or domestic violence, this is serious! 

I feel like you are unreasonably upset about this 

Kiss ass

Jim Crowe? 

Now, if he punched you in the face for saying that to him, you would be the asshole here, right? 

Yeah, but swinging at someone because they talked shit to you is an overreaction. Baseball gets shit on for being full of stuffy old men that throw baseballs at anyone exhibiting joy or fun (as well it should be shit on) but you can't make fun of guys like that and then condone swinging at someone that told you to…

Yeah, and then runs away. Swearinger basically just punked himself 

Dana White is the prostitute from the pee tape

So what? Carlton Fisks was pretty useless too but it will still be remembered as one of the most memorable 

“People are saying online" is about as credible of a statement as "Sadam Hussain has weapons of mass destruction" 

Oh. You're THAT guy... 

Fuckin Boot

Thank you for not being another goddamn expert