I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

“I’M NOT SAD YOU GUYS, YOU’RE SAD”

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I tend to agree with you... but then I remember that KD has created social media burner accounts to clap back at those angry commenters you reference.

Do you think he cares?

*stranger posts video of newborn baby*

No need.. Cards bow to NO player. Best team in NL history. 2nd only to Yanks ever. ‘Nuff said

However, something else to consider: Giancardlo. Thanks.

Alabama and Ohio State are spiritual siblings, the head and tail of the Misplaced Sense of Entitlement ceremonial coin.

Allegations of sexual misconduct are met with the same response.

I’d forgotten how beautifully we shat on your coronation, on account of the whole miserable last 6 weeks of football. Thanks for the reminder!

You know, just saying that something’s stupid and wondering if we can all agree on it isn’t much of an argument. Perhaps it’s possible to espouse your preferences without denigrating others’ choices?

Sorry to hear about your marriage.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.