Didn’t you guys win a Super Bowl with Peyton “Weekend at Bernie’s” Manning like two years ago? Fuck off

As a soon-to-be-father of a baby girl, the idea that she may one day want to do gymnastics is obviously a terrifying prospect. However, despite what these women have been through, I can’t think of better role models for a young girl. I hope they get the peace and justice that they deserve and they continue to show the…

I’m sorry, do you have a question?

However, Belichick would spend most of the time smelling Trump’s farts

Won’t somebody think of the viewers?!

I feel like every time I read “YouTube Star” somewhere, I automatically think to myself “Who the fuck is this guy and why is he so popular.” I think that a lot.

Sean Payton of Bountygate doesn’t like cheap shots. Huh.

Excellent choice

Another unfortunate and ironic note to add: at some point, and I’m not sure what point that is, people will use the sheer number of accusers as an excuse to disregard them.

Always joke truthers

Kyrie’s dick is actually flat

I see what you did there +1

It would have been a touchdown if not for those thugs kneeling during the national Anthem.

Every time Duke loses, Mike Kzeschefskhudbmmm gets a piece of his soul back from Satan

So.... Who’s paying them?

God, you guys are the fucking WORST.

Right, and since football is played at such a slow speed, he obviously had plenty of time to process all of that.

Yeah, the Chiefs look pretty bad.

My 13 week old German Shepherd puppy, Murphy. The pouting shit in the background is my wife’s beagle/poodle mix, Bentley. He’s an asswipe but I still love him.

Way to break the stereotype that gamers are overly sensitive and defensive!