What?! I’m shocked!

Can’t you two see that you’re in love with each other?!

My favorite comment of the day

So.... Where are you going with this?

LeBron James is the NBA version of Taylor Swift

As a Cardinals fan (yeah, yeah, I know, fuck you too) I HATED those two postseasons playing against him on the Astros. It seemed as if each time he came to the plate, the ball left the yard. Then in 2013, he finally made it to the WS where the lasting image of him will be at the plate with the bat on his shoulder as…

Oh I’m sure your team has only drafted the most upstanding of citizens! Hooray for you, my friend!

Fucking Millennials, man. They just blame everyone else for their problems. Everything that is wrong with the world is their fault and in no way mine or my generations’.

You’re missing the point. There’s no way they’re going to replace Goodell with some forward-thinking, Player-sympathizing social justice warrior. He’ll just be replaced with another Goodell clone that’s easier to control, bends to JJ’s will and puts profits above all else. That’s what Jerry wants. It wouldn’t be…

So owning anything dangerous means you deserve the death it may bring you?

It makes sense if he’s an alcoholic. It’s not the same as a normal person getting drunk and playing football. His body needs it to function until he recovers. I’m not saying it makes him a BETTER football player per se, but the withdrawals without it would make him useless on the field. I hope the guy gets better,…

Thank you. Trying to deny someone their right to peaceful protest is inherently un-American, much more so than kneeling during the national Anthem. The saddest thing to me is that the original protest is lost on most people and the entire issue has become what America is really about these days: I’m right, you’re…

The world would be a much better place if everyone would just agree with my opinions and only my opinions

Always a bridesmaid and never a bride, eh?

Joe Crede is God

Go back to bed, dad

Right? What the fuck is that?

Demanding that everyone kneel is not much better than demanding that everyone stand.

White hot taek!