Stevie Nicks and Grace Jones are both 70 and should definitely team up as a pair of crime-fighting witches. Grace Jones this past weekend:

I suspect Sparano faked his death just to get Incognito to stop texting him.

Especially since Stoke was relegated. 

These texts read like he’s more interested in the vikings than the vikings are in him.

And if she did forget about it, can she share what she uses to stop decaying flesh from stinking up a closet. Asking for a, uh, friend...

In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor. 

I had never seen this before.  Prior to this I couldn’t think about Bradley Cooper without connecting him with that incredibly fake baby.

I confronted my sister a few weeks ago about her new boyfriend being a Trumpster.. She was like Umm.. You know I’m a Trumpster right. She later used a racial slur. I was like WHO ARE YOU. Was proud however that my husband called her out on the racial slur and she was like oh is that racist? Thanks for letting me rant.…

I only saw a clip, but apparently, Casper Van Dien (her husband at the time) has a much higher bullshit detector than you would have ever expected. According to her she brought him to one meeting with the leader dude and Casper was like “Um, yo, this is a sex cult scam?”

WaCONda was right. there. 

Jesus Murphy, as bad as it’s been, I’ll almost miss the ads where the 3 main GOP candidates fervently try to outdo one another by chortling Donny’s balls and shitting all over each other (Jim Hines also tried, but was never really in this thing, anyway).

Shiawassee county myself, I will probably one of the few to vote for El-Sayed.

Ray Lewis’ fake God loving BS in a nutshell.

Thanks for the in-depth post. Here’s mine: Ray Lewis is an asshole. 

Fuck an off duty cop.

But do you remember when he beat the fuck out of his girlfriend at UM? She was black and ran track. Pretty prominent. Olympic-level.

Yeah, I didn’t think so. Nobody does. It got buried and cached thanks to Dennis Erickson, Dan LeBatard and Greg Cote.

Those of us that worked in Student Affairs…

“running NSA level 3 documents”

Nothing about Trump being in a gym makes sense.

Wait, people who think that government agents are out to get them can be put under involuntary psychiatric hold?

Richie Conspicuous.

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.