“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

Who got the spot?

Right? Because I normally expect the outcome of a mass shooting to be overwhelmingly positive.

I hate the president all the time SO FUCKING MUCH, but I particularly loathe him when he pretends to give a shit about someone else’s suffering and gives these half-assed, *shrug* responses. He probably yawned when he wrote this.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Also, like, that’s Harry’s dad. He probably loves him, regardless of his parent’s divorce. I know they’re royals and stiff upper lip and all that, but there’s solid evidence that Charles was a caring father in private.

Is it really fair to call someone a sniveling adulterer when their spouse has over a half dozen affairs of their own, including married men? People need to get off this Diana victimization/Charles demonization kick already.

Number one on what chart? Not the NYT best-seller’s list for 2015. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_York_Times_Non-Fiction_Best_Sellers_of_2015

“Then he hung up,” Davidson continued, “and he goes, ‘Hey everybody, my book just went No. 1.’” What a charmer.

That always jumps out at me. I also can’t stand watching characters drink out of cups/bottles that are obviously empty.

I’ll never not take the opportunity to post this pic. Me and Jr earlier this year, making sexytalk over concealed carry permits.

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

As someone who has anxiety that at times has crippled my life, I’m actually really surprised and appreciative of Ryan Reynolds speaking about his severe anxiety. “But you don’t seem like that type of person!” Is something I hear all too often of people trying to dismiss or diminish my struggle with anxiety. You have…

He was, yes.

I’m going to be completely honest, the long hair was really doing it for me yesterday. I literally texted my brother “Wait, was JC always the hottest?” as soon as I saw him on stage.

He looks like he borrowed Tom Hiddleston’s wig from Thor: Ragnarok.

From there, you can also set a rule that marks messages as read, so you really don’t have to be bothered by the emails that are going to auto-delete. (If you’re like me, then you also don’t like seeing anything marked “unread” in any folder).

For the hard-to-parse: “Service Now” is a commonly used ticketing system for IT groups. Basically the original reply all message was “Look, the ticket for this incident says that it’s waiting on more info from the original ticket submitter. Who is listed as None.”

The Deadspin March Madness Reply Allpocalypse of 2014 is amazingly still active and brings me more joy than I care to admit. https://deadspin.com/reply-allpocalypse-ruins-deadspin-bracket-pool-1546630632