And I am waiting for George R.R. Martin to release the next book from A Song of Ice and Fire. I don’t know what that has to do with anything but since you were posting irrelevant things I figured I would too.

My mom got diagnosed with the exact same cancer at nearly the same time as JLD, needless to say I feel very personally invested in Julia doing well.

Oh, I wish her a restful recuperation. Chemo works, but it knocks the stuffin’ out of you.

I agree with you about how disappointing the previous season was. I thought the first episode of this new season tried to cram way into much into a single episode, and it broke my brain trying to remember stuff from the last season AND from episodes that aired back in the 90s... But the second episode was not only…

True story: I was having gut issues in an Ironman race, and wound up falling asleep in a PortaPotty. Though sadly, this cost me time instead of winning me the race.

He’s the creepy looking one with the beard.

“This” is what an X-Files episode should be! The one liners kept killing me. Skinner saying The Executive Branch doesn’t really like us. Skully saying that muffin was so good it could have come out of an Alien’s butthole and she wouldn’t care. The Hannibal Lecter joke had me dying because it was two of my favorite…

Okay, I’ll bite. What is a guy who was declared medically ineligible to play in college doing playing in the NFL?

Huh. Did you see the pricing scam on the Prime Rib?

Username checks out.

Okay, the operative word in that sentence must be “good,” then. I tend to cheap out on most kitchen gear except for my pans.

The fuck? Am I the only one who can only keep that type of spatula intact for about a week before somebody melts it? Pass it down to your daughter? Please.

those spatulas are for fucking only

Drew, Drew. A lot of weird things came from the 1980s—the Space Shuttle, “Just Say No,” hair mousse and a version of MTV that had some dignity, but fondue (and tube tops, for that matter) were decidedly 1970s phenomenons.

HOLY SHIT. I looked it up and the twelve months is SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS (currently on sale for $480). So you get no discount on buying more months and the last three months are the least impressive (French, English, Italian).

Pineapple picks — sold in sets of 6, or maybe 4, so we’d better put 5 in the picture just to be safe.

The SmegMachine!

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...